My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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