Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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