i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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