I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Randomize
