??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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