In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
