I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I'm going to jail i love you
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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