Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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