U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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