i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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