Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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