dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Just high enough for therapy.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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