No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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