i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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