i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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