why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
operation have a gay friend backfired
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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