Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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