Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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