How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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