Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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