i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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