You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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