So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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