Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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