We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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