If i come over, it means nothing
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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