I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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