butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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