I just cut my nipple shaving
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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