I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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