He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
is that a dick in a sweater?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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