i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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