It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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