i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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