ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
as a side note pls kill me
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