I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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