my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
you made out with another girl for some wings
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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