shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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