I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
You can't just leave with hair like that
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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