Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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