You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
