Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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