I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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