Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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