But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
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