no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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