i don't plan on having that self control this summer
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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