told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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