this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
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