in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Best friends brother. Beat that.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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