You made me cry and you don't even care
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I AM VODKA MAN
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
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