what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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