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it was like his penis was on wheels.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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