they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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