she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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