he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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