just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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